*** WELCOME TO FREAKY TYSON'S HOMEPAGE *** NOW WITH 100% MORE MAYONNAISE *** MIRACLE WHIP SUCKS *** STERN-SILVER APPROVED *** SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ***
★☆ FREAKY TYSON'S MAYO EXPRESS ☆★
~ The Rockay City <==> RedRock Rail Co. ~
🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION (FOREVER) 🚧

★ THE STORY SO FAR ★

In the Stern-Silver Universe, Rockay City (fake Miami) and RedRock (fake Vegas) are basically next door — divided only by one cursed forest. In that forest lives FINN ELDWOOD: a Level 126 Runescape man who cheated on his wife by e-dating a user called "throat goat".

He is NOT happy about your train. Build the rail line. Keep the mayo flowing. Do not let him derail it.

  • 🌲 Chop trees, 🗑 pick trash, 🔒 commit light crimes
  • 🚂 Build track: straights, curves, junctions, bridges, tunnels, stations
  • 💰 Haul Suspicious Bricks & Mayo Kegs for profit
  • 📞 Build Wife Voicemail Beacons to repel Finn
  • 🏆 Earn $25,000 before 5 derailments
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★☆ FREAKY TYSON'S MAYO EXPRESS ☆★ ~ NEW! ~ 🍊
*** Welcome to the Stern-Silver Universe *** Miracle Whip sucks ***
📦 STOCKPILE
🪵 Wood0
🗑️ Scrap0
🔩 Steel0
🥫 Mayo0
💵 Cash0
🏆 GOAL: $40,000
$0 earned
Derailments: 0/5   Crates: 0
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» Boring Mode [F2]
» Mouse sens: 1.0x
» Graphics: HIGH
» Sound: ON
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